Salem - Trapdoor
ahaah shit I forgot that this morning my sister was sleeping on the couch with her mouth open and so I snuck up to her with my cup of tea and took my spoon and poured a spoonful of earl grey into her mouth …she smacked her lips together and rolled over and then woke up when I started laughing really hard
welcome to the lair of the neighbourhood witches-
this is my familiar Kittypoo
also known as Kee-poo,Ritzilalala,Be lalalala,Bebe,Beeb, Beeb la, Za-lala,Brrrrupin,bebe cat,Kitzy, Kiss-pa
if you say her names in the right order she will grant you a wish
all the superstitious people in the neighbourhood always come to my house to get their palms read by my mother
like right now there’s a woman who recently moved to the country sitting at my kitchen table with another woman translating for her
i like to wear really weird outfits to go grocery shopping sometimes
they’re test drives~
a shrunken old man (who reminded me a little of woody allen) carrying a big watermelon gawked at me in check out at the grocery store
it was almost like deja vu, I swear an old man with a watermelon has gawked at me there before
time to go buy some strudel or something
need sugary breadstuffs
ulidiid said: new order is better
yeah,I was just gonna say
i really don’t like joy division
(via postpunk)
this is way better than that dumb lizard one