August 2011
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Last night i went on a walk at about 11 and I ran really fast (scared) down this long,windy dark path with trees and bushes on either side and something warm and rather large hit my cheek…a small bat or a huge moth,not sure….
but then last night I dreamt a bird flew at me and that I had an orgasm when it hit my face.
not 100% sure but I think it was a wet dream
July 2011
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I offered my brother’s 14 yr old. friend an apricot,I think he likes me or something,but being fourteen he declined my offer and said it probably tasted like ass
i should start writing down all my dreams
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family woke me up at 2 30 and I couldn’t get back to sleep because it’s so hot…
I can’t sleep when it’s too warm…. maybe I just have heat stroke from the beach though
i was looking at all the stuff they had and he rambling about stuff andwhen I’m kind of like *grins* ‘…’ he says ‘Sorry,I have a random sense of humour’
qwyx replied to your post: my mom won’t stop talking to me she just told me…
who sells deodorant at a garage sale?
This weird family on the next street over.I went there the other day and all the stuff is overpriced… the kid who lives there who’s like a year or 2 younger than me is really weird and probably has assburgers. his name is derek ‘sovietmudkip’...
my mom won’t stop talking to me
she just told me that she bought deodorant from a garage sale
qwyx:
When I was a kid there used to be a framed illustration of dolphins flying through outer space in my living room. My parents were into this gaudy shit before tumblr was even en idea.
I used to be into the gaudiest shit when I was 15,and now after I’m wayyy over it it becomes a thing
He showed my mom a picture of him and his redheaded ex-wife from 18 years ago
and my mom was all shocked and said that the woman looked exactly like me…which he later confirmed upon meeting me.
No surprise that the woman looked like me,it was my cousin when she first met him
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OMG
my mom was dating this guy,Teddy, not too long ago who’s a bodybuilder with a red sports car.zoomzoomzoom
anyway she ran into her second cousin Laura a couple days ago and they arranged to meettoday. They’re talking and the subject comes around to my sister’s boyfriend who is from sudan…turns out Laura’s long-term bf who she was going to marry and move back to Africa...
cathead replied to your photo
love gummy candy
me too,’cept sometimes it hurts my teeth for some reason
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Sour candy’s the best.nothing compares
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hahaha my 15 yr old sister bleached her pubic hair
she says she’s going to dye it rainbow
