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i wish you could look at your own likes but in archive form that would be the best thing ever

Apr 1st

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like can you imagine if a seal could make a .gif it would probably make gifs of people holding doors open for each other

Mar 31st

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filmme-fatale replied to your post: yeah it looks like it wants to fuck the turtle tbo that whole “animals are better than people” thing is hilarious People do stuff for each other all the time,so I dunno what’s with bitter,antisocial animal lovers Unless you’re a sentimental human,the likely-hood of different species helping each other out is real slim I think they’re more...

Mar 31st

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italiawasteland asked: yeah it looks like it wants to fuck the turtle tbo

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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We had our number changed a couple months ago and since then we’ve been getting calls everyday from people asking for new and used guns because the number used to belong to a Gun shop

Mar 31st

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I had a nice big breakfast and read 40 pages of a book and it’s not even noon yet!

Mar 31st

i took (eXtra potency)melatonin last night at 11 and then fell asleep at 1 am only to wake up 3 hours later.I’ve been up since and all I can say is it’s nice to be up really early for once.

Mar 31st

Mar 30th

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the only thing people have been talking about on the internet lately is the internet

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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GOWNS: nevver: “What you get in this Tumblr scene... →

gowns: nevver: “What you get in this Tumblr scene is imitators of imitators of imitators, each less skilled than the one before them” — The Tumblr Trap man fuck this trite analysis and fuck the avclub/pitchfork article that it quotes (which also puts forth A LOT OF WORDS ABOUT NOTHING) ADULTS WRITING ABOUT YOUNG PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND HOW WE’RE ALL “SHALLOW” AND “IMITATORS” NOW, BLINDLY...

Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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ooooooh

Mar 28th

Fuck,I haven’t been as addicted to the internet as I am right now in at least a year. Aghggg,this is awful

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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my earliest clear memory of my dad is of him sitting on a step in our backyard when i was about 2,and me toddling over to him and asking him what was in the sandwich he was eating——peanut butter and salsa and then asking if I could have a bite and being like Ahhhblwckkvk!!

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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i was just imagining my favourite celebrities and musicians playing The Sims,and then getting really mad when they’re interrupted…. ‘I’m trying to make them fall in love,go away!!’

Mar 27th

Mar 26th

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Just did a little experiment

danhollister: Maybe I’m just stupid, but I feel that Tumblr’s search feature might not work as well as it should. yeah,tumblr’s search feature is awful.I can never find things on my blog when I’m looking for them

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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my friend got her her bare bum whipped by a little asian girl with a riding crop,at first she just had some welts but later they turned into awful purple bruises

Mar 26th

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hot dog was a let down

Mar 26th

wow,finally about to eat that hotdog I was craving all last night

Mar 25th

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I woke up this morning feeling sooooo good

Mar 25th

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what the hell,my mum went grocery shopping almost 4 hours ago and we were supposed to go out for dinner