May 2012
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Elliott...
April 2012
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i think you have to be under 35 to donate,thank god
plus her health is so bad I don’t think they’d let her
her and her offspring are all asthmatic and near-sighted
my mom wants to sell some of her ovaries for money
I really don’t want some half brother or sister wandering around the earth who I’ll never meet ever,that’s depressing
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cool cool cool cool,i just got an email saying I was accepted into the fine arts program for the fall
he was gentle and nice but in a creepy way
one time he rescued a stunned mouse from a cat and buttoned it up in the breast pocket of his shirt and then rode the bus home
another time on the bus I was sitting crosslegged across from him and he grabbed the toe of my foot in its little shoe and stroked it and said I had dainty feet
picture a big,broad shouldered 18 yr old guy with long hair,stubble,and a plaid flannel shirt putting on red lipstick in an elementary school’s bathroom and then smearing it all over his penis while jerking off and making kissy faces in the mirror
filmme-fatale replied to your post: my mom’s best friend’s super ghetto ass daughter… i’d think it’d be harder to respond to “oh, i like your lipstick” coming from a hetero guy~
When I was 17 this guy I knew was staring at my mouth and I was like “Wat???” and he was like wow,your lipstick’s a pretty colour ..or maybe I was doing a touch-up or something,anyway he asked if...
Yes,so happy..I am being waitlisted and didn’t think I would make it into any classes for the summer semester
but i’m now registered in intro to design :)
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
drdogballs:
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burgerrr:
rurrjurr:
Nina is made of perfume, glass, and shadows. With a dash of naptime.
Megan is made of wood, poison, and distractions. With a dash of Snoopy.
hmm
mariah is made of ice cream, oatmeal, and automobiles. With a dash of Godzilla.
mines weird
dakota is made of sharks, creativity, and determination. With a dash of ramen.
mine sounds like any...
italiawasteland replied to your post: medieval dickweed
it’s the name of a new doom stoner metal band?
lol,close,actually
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWhQC_FzcWE
That’s from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.I like the second one-Bogus Journey better though
precolumbian replied to your post: maybe that whole family is gay
the family that’s gay together stays together
that sounds alot cooler when I imagine them being really hot
maybe that whole family is gay
also she has an anarchy symbol tattooed on her hand
and she’s the cousin of that chav girl who I thought was flirting with me that time(I don’t think she was, she’s acted pretty normally towards me since then)
my mom’s best friend’s super ghetto ass daughter who’s like 29 and kind of crazy flirts with me whenever i see her
It’s harder to deflect things like ‘Oh,i like your lipstick’ and ‘You’re cute aren’t you’ when it’s coming from a girl
I’m going to try and avoid her (she’s around alot because her mother lives behind us)...
medieval dickweed
I know my mother’s exercising when i can hear a rhythmic thump thump thump over whatever music she’s listening to.Her form of exercising is to march in place really hard so that she’s almost jumping up and down
it’s really funny to watch
i seriously gave myself ptsd
I can’t smell any weird scent without getting frightened/anxious now
i was on a walk the other day and I smelt food burning and my first thought was what if i left the stove on and i had a ball of fear in my stomach…even though i knew it was too far for me to be able to smell if it actually was my house
hopefully this goes away soon…
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haha,remember those ‘smiley’ ads that used to be all over the internet
ohmygod,no wayyy!
Saysomething!
whaat?
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Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood -...
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hahah im talking to my grandma on the phone and a big moth just flew up her sleeve and she couldn’t get it out
dreamt last night that Alessio recommended me a book about this 13 or 14 yr old girl (title was something to do with child brides) who eloped with this way older metal looking dude with long hair,dark hair and a moustache.The cover was pulp style and had these two young girls with ringlets in the foreground,with a suitcase between them spilling its contents, and in the distance this...
