welcome to the lair of the neighbourhood witches-
this is my familiar Kittypoo
also known as Kee-poo,Ritzilalala,Be lalalala,Bebe,Beeb, Beeb la, Za-lala,Brrrrupin,bebe cat,Kitzy, Kiss-pa
if you say her names in the right order she will grant you a wish
all the superstitious people in the neighbourhood always come to my house to get their palms read by my mother
like right now there’s a woman who recently moved to the country sitting at my kitchen table with another woman translating for her
i like to wear really weird outfits to go grocery shopping sometimes
they’re test drives~
a shrunken old man (who reminded me a little of woody allen) carrying a big watermelon gawked at me in check out at the grocery store
it was almost like deja vu, I swear an old man with a watermelon has gawked at me there before
time to go buy some strudel or something
need sugary breadstuffs
ulidiid said: new order is better
yeah,I was just gonna say
i really don’t like joy division
(via postpunk)
this is way better than that dumb lizard one
in order to hear the cutest sound ever you have to
1st find my house
2nd stand quietly in the hallway outside my closed bedroom door so that I don’t know you’re there
and then listen for the never-before-heard-by-human-ear delicate angel fart and the ensuing giggle
the acid life
i have this like 2 hr acid house dvd somewhere that has tonnes of cool visuals like this
went to bed at 7 last night expecting to only sleep for a few hours but I slept all night and woke up at 9 am
dunno why I was so tired
for my “sidekicks” instant fettuccine alfredo I substituted a cup of choco milk for normal milk because we ran out
don’t ever do that..it does not taste chocolatey
