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I was supposed to meet a friend at Pride but I effed up and was late as usual(worst personality trait),so I wandered around and watched the parade alone and my shoes scraped the skin off my heels(thin socks) so I had to walk around barefoot all day. When I got home I had to pick little pebbles out of my feet and now i’m in my room wearing my brother’s boxer briefs which he’s never ever going to get back….I’ve been waiting a very long time for his butt to get big enough so that i can steal his underwear